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About Us
Articles and quotes written by High Council members (or the Emperor), colored by person. All work and designs are human human made. Revisions and further editing made by The Shepherd.
Our Mission
We are a political organization/party that pushes for change in our country. We see the issues that have left us stuck in mediocrity. We have gone above before, but our progress has slowed. We seek a world of order, of prosperity, and of peace. We seek a world where no one has to suffer under leaders who choose politics over the well-being of the citizens they represent. We promise to solve global issues, to enforce the law, and establish peace through power. We promise a golden age filled with happiness, exploration, and innovation. We are for America.
- Benjamin Einstëën
Inclusion of the Empire
As an Empire we strive to be the most inclusive possible. With every community together, we can all assemble to build a brighter future for the world. Although it may seem so at first, this Empire is not a work of bigotry or hate, as we only wish to show Communists, Socialists, obese individuals, and the depressed a better life and improvement of themselves. If you are any of these, you still have a chance to change. We will take you in our arms, show you a brighter potential, and you will have the opportunity to change sides. As a bi furry femboy in high authority, I represent the inclusion of the Empire, showing how we are a united community and government, just as the United States of America.
- The Shepherd
The Communist Problem
Since the very dawn of Communism the United States has had more economic depressions, more wars, and more suffering. Throughout the world people have suffered and evil has risen. Terrorism has been born in the ashes of a Soviet invasion. Almost every major problem in our country has been because of Communism. In some ways it is hard to realize how Communism has had an effect, but everywhere we can see how the dark, evil hand of Communism has continued to get more blood on it.
Global Suffering
When you think of disasters, things like 9/11, The Holocaust, and American slavery are the first to come to mind for most people. What if I told you of a disaster that killed more people than all of these combined. In 1958, Mao Zedong, chairman of the Chinese Communist Party, launched the "Great Leap Forward." The policies of this resulted in the deaths of an estimated 55 million people and one of the largest famines in the world. They tried to cover it up saying that it was mostly caused by natural disasters. Studies have shown that over 90% of the famine was because of Communist policies. Any modern Communist has to silently believe that the "Great Leap Forward" was justified. Today when we buy Communist Chinese goods we are rewarding them for killing all of those people to industrialize China. We are making them richer. Thanks to tariffs and policies of President Trump we are getting less and less Communist Chinese goods, but it is still not enough. We the people need to rise and boycott Communist goods, and remember those souls would have given anything to not suffer from Communist rule.
A Future of Happiness
Where are the best places in America? The places with the happiest environment of course! That's why we as the Baszhnian Empire will create a world of happiness and peace to better our world. Many today suffer with problems that make them unhappy, like depression. Our compassion over these individuals will heal and restore them back to productive people who can live life at their fullest. We will use our mindset to show them a glimmer of what is possible if you chose to think happy.
The Power of Optimism
According to Value in Health, more than $300 billion of economic burden is sourced from those with major depressive disorder. With optimism, people gain the energy to work better, do more for themselves, and positively affect the environment around them. With help from the Baszhnian Health Division, we can make lives better for billions by understanding them. Our trained professionals will get rid of this problem, with each person returned to happiness having an exponentially positive impact on communities. Will you let these people sit in sadness, or will you gladly let them into your arms so that they may be repaired? That is what we stand for; a brighter future where everyone loves their country, environment, and people. Without us, what would happen? The world may eventually turn on itself with all this writhing pain and anger, destroying itself. America is in dire need of a relishing environment, so let's secure our place as a permanent species, and become the most powerful impactors with our happy mindsets!
America's Fitness Crisis
It is no secret that America has a very concerning obesity problem. In children's schools, processed slop and sugary snacks plague the lunch bar. In mega corporation-owned grocery stores, each shelf is loaded with mass-produced microplastics and foods that prevent too many from seeing their 40th birthday. The only silver lining for anyone involved is the companies who greedily take the money that these sheep fork over so quickly. America has been breeding a spineless, willpower-less society for many years, and we as the Baszhnian Empire refuse to let this disease spread to the rest of the world.
Here in the Empire, new mandates will be going out to public facilities all across the land. Mega corps? Heavy supervision and ingredient checks will be in effect. Schools? Whole food will be supplied within every fridge. But food is not always everything when it comes to fitness. Of course, the very backbone behind the concept is exercise. Exercise conditions your body to be the best version of itself, grows your strength exponentially, and boosts self-confidence by a mile. Yet, why is it so under-promoted in America? Adding to the plethora of issues, the United States has nothing and nobody promoting people to be heathier. With the problem of food and exercise stacked on top of each other, it becomes abundantly clear why the over 40% obesity rate became a problem in the first place. The Empire will ensure that all schools find space for a weight room. Teachers who pass a qualification test will lead a class, and educate them on workout subjects such as proper form and how to make workouts count. Aside from that, they will also be sure to educate their students on proper nutrition and dieting tips. All things mentioned above will be included in a curriculum that schools will be mandated to follow. With the solutions provided by the Baszhnian Nutrition Division, we will build up a healthy, fit, and able society that will bring America back to the strong society of individuals it once was. Stand up against the society of slobs and become the best version of yourself. Join the empire today and turn America back into the powerhouse it once was.
Promised Prosperity
The Baszhnian Empire promises honor and wealth for valuable, selfless service. It may seem like much to promise upmost obedience, but we only ask for you to serve this Empire, and the reward is great. We promise a life of value, of meaning, of change; filled with much glory and happiness. We believe hard work should come with a reward, and obedience should be sought after. There is no greater honor than serving for something that you are a part of. An old motto once said, "Live Faithfully, Live Bravely, And Die Laughing." The reward for your service once the Empire takes control will be great.
Rewards for Service:
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Economic Stability and Other Economic Benefits
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Honor and Pride
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Trained to Fulfill the American Dream
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​​​The reward for serving yourself and your country is the greatest reward of all.
Relics
1967 Quarter
This U.S. quarter, gifted from Benjamin Einstëën to The Shepherd and currently possessed by The Shepherd, was created in 1967. It was given as a special reward to The Shepherd and holds significance in it's year, as it holds "67" in the name.
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